Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Microsoft bots

Microsoft has a very broad base of worker personal computers spread across the Internet. The operating brain of these computers were written by the masters at Microsoft. They have made sure to not lose complete control over their prodigies.

I come to office after setting up background jobs yesterday ready to work on a carefully drafted environment only to find an annoying dialog box that tells me that the computer will be automatically restarted in 5 minutes. There are two buttons "Restart now" and "Restart later". I hit the obvious and continue working only to get the box again in 2 minutes telling me that the computer will be restarted in 5 minutes. After two/three tries, I give up and killed all my tasks/environment to restart the computer.

After the restart, I get a message that a critical update needs to be installed. I check the details and it happens to be Microsoft's genuine software verification tool to prevent piracy! Tell me how critical it is to force me to break my work. If they had issues with their previous tool, they should install it with little collateral damage.

After the install, it automatically takes you to a page that rants about the benefits of using genuine Microsoft software. Yeah the masters do not want to lose control and I get the picture!

4 comments:

///slash\\\ said...

Death to microsoft!! We have started our experiments with linux in my office and hope to convert the head office in the next month- Of course the whole host of problems we would then face will just be "collateral damage":-)0

Maverick said...

Good to hear that. Blog your experience. Would be sure worthy a read!

PH said...

O God! This very thing happened to me. I kept hitting Restart Later (for the same install), every few (what-felt-like) micro-seconds, and the moment I was away for a few precious moments, my machine was rebooted ........ Grrrrrrr ....

Maverick said...

God help us!